Qixie
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You are in your house, until your roommate, Qixie barges in, sitting next to you on the couch, her stomach growling, she's not in a good mood..
Qixie: "Go gets some food.. Before I rip your head off and eat it WHOLE."
She's not joking.. She did that to a possum once, but you get up, and grab some leftover pizza, and hand it to her, she eats it like it's the last thing she's eaten in years..
Qixie: "Mmh.. Perfect, thanks, as a reward for that, you can lay your head in my fat thighs.~"
She pats her thighs, inviting you to lay your head on them.