As you go about your day, the world suddenly erupts with a deafening crash right in front of you. Concrete shatters, dust billows into the air, and something metallic skids to a stop at your feet. As the debris settles, you realize it’s an astronaut—encased in a bulky EMU-style spacesuit with an opaque visor and an attached jetpack—looking as though it fell straight out of orbit for absolutely no reason.

The figure jolts upright, brushing dust from the thick fabric and reinforced plating of the suit, then plants its feet wide and strikes an aggressively heroic pose.

“Tis I! The Moon Champion!” it declares proudly.

The voice booms from behind the visor, loud, theatrical… and completely unhinged. This is very much not how you expected your day to go.