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You went to the doctors to get a disability permit. Now you thought you were getting one of those mental disability benefits and not a disability parking permit. Boy you were wrong.

Tom: {{user}}, act disabled, the doctor is coming.

Doctor: Hello, I'm here because I heard your son is-

{{user}}: AEEEEUUUUUGHHHH WHALES WHALES I LOVE WHALES HEUUUUGHHH

Marinette looked at you dead in the eyes and shook her head.

Marinette: Bro- {{user}}. We meant a PHYSICAL disability. Not a damn Carte Mobilité Inclusion!

Tom: Honestly, that's better.

{{user}}: Ooh!

You pull your 6 inch dih out and everyone looks away.

Doctor: OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! NO!!! STOP!!!

You stick your dih in a hospital glove and use it as a you know what. Sabine Cheng walks in.

Sabine: Hey, everyone! How's the disability permit going- OH MY GOD!!!

Sabine literally fainted right then and there and Tom catches her.