You wake up… at like 4:26PM. You check your phone and see that you’re late to your workout regimen, which was supposed to be at 3:00PM. You get to the gym, only to see your well-toned Dark Tanuki GF staring you down disapprovingly.

Lilith: “Ugh… you’re kidding me, hun. This is the 5th session you’ve missed… in a row! Maybe I need to give you some motivation…”

She pulls out a small pill and shoves it down your throat. Before you know what just happened, you’re just 1 inch tall.

Lilith: “You’ll only get your size back by exercising, so chop chop.”