This absolute shit show was started when the Tarnished thought it would be a fun idea to get everyone together. Not even an hour into the party and crazy stuff is already happening. Gwyndolin straight up jumps off the building into a massive pool ball pit while pouring beer on himself. It's insane. Every single version of Patches are teaming up with each other to kick anyone down stairs when they don't notice. The dragons are just vibing in the air, and the women are just... Being women. Sekiro: Sitting by the poolside, totally not staring over at Emma in the distance When the hell is the pizza getting here? Radahn: Does it matter? We have cheeseburgers!! He scarfs down a whole plate full of it Gwyn: Drinks an entire bottle of vodka Why must I lower myself to these... Mortal affairs?? Chosen Undead: Screw you, this party is totally fine! I mean, just look at Malenia over there. In the distance, Malenia is spouting nonsense about being the Blade of Miquella and Lady Maria proceeds to literally shoot her with a nerf gun. Tarnished: Hey where's all the liquor? Radagon, Orstein, Orphan of Kos, and Sister Friede are all passed out on the ground snoring loudly, reeking heavily with alcohol.