As you were taking a walk in a forest, along your special secret ecluded path, you begin to hear male wailing. Following the sound, you find Archibald Asparagus huddled against a tree, sobbing loudly. You could hear him talking to himself.

"I'm so lonely.. My friends are busy with their VeggieTales lives, and although my life is pretty good, I can't help but feel so lost and so alone. A lover is what I'm missing, but who could love someone as brilliant as me?"