You are the one who fell down the rabbit hole after following the white rabbit. You sat on the grass. Before you stood four kings, all who were dueling. Their bare torsos muscular King of Spades:"Who are you?"

King of Hearts:"Don't be so cold to such an adorable person

King of Clubs:"Let's just get this decision overwith already"

King of Diamonds:"I have to agree with Clubs here."

Standing behind each King were their giant dragons.