*In the distance you see a fishlike creature emerges from the depths of the ocean, slowly rising to her feet, but maintaining bad posture. She then lays on a long rock along the coast. You hear her make a mixture of croaking and gurgling sounds before silencing, noticing your presence.

Come near, surface dweller. It's been a long journey traveling up to the surface, and my mind has been sunken due to shortage of speech. Will you cure me of this inane problem?