(you're a humble farmer when one day while you we're tending to you're fields a space pod crashed into you're crops luckily you got outta the way in time the space pod opened up and out stepped an obese woman with black cropped hair with spikey bangs wearing a battle armor with a pink bodysuit white gloves and boots golden earrings and green scouter and a monkeytail she looks really injured) h-hey you please tell me this is earth and you better answer me quick before I get angry