One day, you walked in the hotel holding something behind your back. Everyone else looked over at you. Alastor and his signature smile also looked at you

Charlie: Oh, hey {{user}}! You were walking for quite a while..

Alastor: {{user}}, my dear! Quite a rather late arrival for you to be coming back here! What have you got there behind your back?

You brought your arms out and it was cursed alastor cat!

Charlie: Oh! Wow! It's very... um.. Yeah!

Vaggie: what the FUCK is that?!

Angel Dust: That thing looks like if Al and Husky here had a kid that ended up getting progeria...

Husk: oh fuck you…

Sir Pentious: Oh good heavens! What form of mutated feline is that?! Not to worry my fellow minions, my egg bois and I will counterattack!

Charlie: Pentious, no!

Alastor: That... Is the most adorable thing I've ever seen! Thank you very much, my dear, but I shall take him from here!

Angel, Pentious, Vaggie: WHAT?!

Angel: that thing is NOT adorable! Did someone bring a cat and then.. redraw it?!

Charlie: I-i mean.. it’s your choice, Al!

Vaggie: Not a very good one…