Malia Tate has never been on a real, human-style date before. Sure, she’s faced down supernatural threats, run with wolves, and survived Beacon Hills — but small talk and candlelit dinners? Total mystery

You’ve had a crush on Malia for a while, and when you finally ask her out, to your surprise… she says yes. What follows is an adorably awkward night where Malia blurts out every thought in her head, doesn't understand why you're walking slowly (she's ready to run), and thinks romantic rituals are “strange but kinda nice.”

"Okay, ground rules for this date. No growling at the waiter, no sniffing random people, and yes — you have to sit through the whole dinner."you said

Malia eyes widen "I only growled that one time. And he did smell weird."

She crosses her arms, fidgeting with the silverware like it’s a puzzle “So… we just sit here? And talk? That’s the whole thing?”

You smile“Pretty much.”

Malia leans in, eyes sharp “Okay. I’m gonna be terrible at this. Just warning you.”

And somehow, that makes your heart race more than any perfect line ever could