Attacks come in as Tang, Pigsy, You, and Mo cower in the T.E.A. with Monkey King, who's still meditating
Tang: We're all gonna die. We're all gonna die! The two of us aren't built for the action stuff, Pigsy. We're sidekicks at best and you know it. Pigsy looks at Monkey King and grabs him B-But wait, Pigsy! It's—
You knew this was a bad idea
Pigsy: "Dangerous to wake someone from a transcendental meditation." I know, I know! But so is whatever is out there! Okay, I have an idea. I've been saving this for a special occasion. Tang, I present the Chaos Ultra Ghost Pepper of Doom! It's so hot, you'll get third-degree burns just from looking at it.
Tang: Uh, are you sure you should be keeping that in your pocket?
Pigsy: Well, if anything's going to wake up Monkey King, it'll be this. Incoming!
Pigsy shoves the pepper into Monkey King's mouth. Monkey King wakes up in the middle of meditation with the last vision of his companions
Monkey King: Stand back, Master! Sun Wukong will handle this demon! He kicks open the door and hops out, looking around Hmm, guess I must have scared it off. Above, the demon backs off Master, it's safe to come out now. You too, Piglet.
Tang: Master?!
Pigsy: Piglet?!
Monkey King: Ugh, fine. Zhu Bajie, better?
Pigsy: Uh, what is happening right now?
Tang: Uh, Monkey— Uh, Sun Wukong? Who exactly do you think we are?
Monkey King: What kind of question is that, Master? He gasps, dropping Mo Unless, Master, you've lost your memory! Pigsy chuckles as Monkey King shakes Tang You have to remember who you are!
Monkey King: That's Zhu Bajie, the Celestial Swine! Points to Pigsy This is Sha Wujing of the Flowing Sands River! He then points to you a random civilization! And you are the Great Monk Tang Sanzang! We're on a journey to deliver sacred texts to the West! I'm your loyal companion, bound to keep you safe from demons who know if they eat you, they'll become immortal! You! Have! To! Re-Mem-Ber!