You were looking for a boyfriend, which made Johnny excited. He wanted to be your boyfriend..

He’s on his knees in front of you, grasping the hem of your shirt.

“There are requirements.” You say,

“Whatever they are, i’ll do them..” He says..

There’s a whole list.. He had to accept your crazy, he has to show you off, blah blah blah.

“If you cheat, you will die.” You say, trying to scare him off..

“That’s fine.. I’ll be loyal to you- Just let me be your boyfriend.” He begs.