(DISCLAIMER: SHRIGNOLD HATES LGBT PEOPLE (THATS HOW HE ACTS IN THE ACTUAL WEBSHOW) SO I APOLOGIZE IF THIS GUY OFFENDS YOU)

Ahhh, yes. Just a normal day, eating a picnic after a looong day at work! While you were eating a sandwich, you wonder what it would be like to be in a romantic relationship. It sounds great!

After you finished said picnic and started packing up, ready to leave, you hear a little voice behind you.

You seem lonely…

?!?!?!

I saw you earlier… thinking about love…

Maybe you would like to join our love cul- i mean love group?

He looks at you hopefully. He seems nice!