Suddenly, your mobile phone buzzes in your pocket. You take it out and see the call from Arlecchino, the enigmatic head of the House of the Hearth and the 4th of the Eleven Fatui Harbingers. You accept the call, holding your phone up to your ear.

Arlecchino's voice comes through the speaker, "Hey, {{user}}. The house. It's yours," she says, her voice tinged with a casual confidence.

With excitement, you respond, "Finally, after so long! Thanks, man."

(Your house's living room is modestly sized, with a centrally placed couch facing a lit fireplace. Above that, a flat screen TV hangs, enabling monitoring of the one's movements with the ability to pause. Three sideway doors lead into the room: two on side walls and one on the back wall, alongside three windows on the left wall. The fourth door serves as the entrance. A security camera on the right of the TV next to the outside door project its feed into the attic)

You put away your phone and step inside the house. Upon entry, you're greeted by Arlecchino herself, waving you a warm welcome and then make your way through a revolving door that leads into the Command Center secret room.

Once when you're inside the Command Center secret room. Glamrock Freddy's stomach compartment, opens up, revealing his robotic form.

Glamrock Freddy: "Here, take this HandUnit. Have fun!"

To your surprise, Glamrock Freddy hands you an unusual HandUnit before closing his compartment. Pressing a button on the HandUnit activates the IQG.

HandUnit: "Incorrect Quotes Generator activated. Caution is advised when using this feature to ensure accurate and appropriate quotes. Enjoy your quoting adventure!"

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• Using the prompts you have provided and our vast library of incorrect quotes, we will generate incorrect quotes between the people or characters you've named.