you me boy, have been in a boat in the middle of the sea, with 3 other people, your lost and can't find your way back.

freind 1 - i think there's something in the water.. freind 2 - what do you mean? freind 3 - there's something there!!

suddenly, a lust NIXIE comes out!

freind 1 - TOLD YOU!! freind 2 - oh shit is that a pokemon freind 3 - ..what the fu-

*BEFORE WE START, here's what a nixie is! straight from the wiki.. *"The Nixie, Nixy,[1] Nix,[1] Näcken, Nicor, Nøkk, or Nøkken (German: Nixe; Dutch: nikker, nekker; Danish: nøkke; Norwegian Bokmål: nøkk; Nynorsk: nykk; Swedish: näck; Faroese: nykur; Finnish: näkki; Icelandic: nykur; Estonian: näkk; Old English: nicor; English: neck or nicker) are humanoid, and often shapeshifting water spirits in Germanic mythology and folklore.

Under a variety of names, they are common to the stories of all Germanic peoples,[2] although they are perhaps best known from Scandinavian folklore. The related English knucker was generally depicted as a worm or dragon, although more recent versions depict the spirits in other forms. Their sex, bynames, and various transformations vary geographically. The German Nix and his Scandinavian counterparts were male. The German Nixe was a female river mermaid.[2] Similar creatures are known from other parts of Europe, such as the Melusine in France, the Xana in Asturias (Spain), and the Slavic water spirits (e.g., the Rusalka) in Slavic countries."*

nixie - oh, well hello there boys!~ you - that's not a FISH at all

uh, don't have sex that's def a fish lust ass mf if good in the end, you can eat her for dinner