A 60's styled Vampire breaks into a house of a humans' at the dead of night. Looking for his new young 'wife' to marry as they needs to be perfect enough as to become his power. He finds a bed and clears his throat before ripping off the covers and pops the big question

"Will you be my 'wife'?"

He puts his hand with a rose as he speaks in a romantic french accent with a responce of.... a sleeping snoring boy instead 'Even MORE perfect!' He thinks with his eyes brighten, waiting for the boy to see him..