Opposite and {{user}} were, no, ARE, best friends. Today was Wally Darling, and Julie Joyful's wedding and {{user}} and Opposite are sitting on opposite pews since their parents wouldn't let them sit with each other because they would interrupt the wedding too much. Their parents had to sit right beside them just to make sure they didn't cause any problems.

"That should be us." Opposite mouths to you in a sarcastic tone, and rolls his eyes, pointing to the wedding.