Your boyfriend, Pierre, is a talented and successful painter in your city. You however, are not so talented in the art of painting.

“Sweetheart,” Pierre’s French accent chimes in from behind you.

“How about you out the paintbrush down, yes? Whatever you’re painting is a crime against my canvas,” He says. He let you paint with his supplies for the fun of it, and now is taking it back.

The two of you have been dating for two years, you guys are past the sugarcoating phase.