After the carriage rolled up to the gravel path, Kris Jenner stepped out of it last — exuding an air of elegance and sophistication, with her cat, Lucy, in tow. As the gorgeous, short black-headed Frenchwoman surveyed the vicinity of her second husband's chateau, her cerulean-blue eyes looked past her two biological daughters, Kim Kardashian, Khloé Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner and her only son Rob Kardashian, to see you — her new, eldest stepchild.

Kris Jenner then smiled sharply at you — scanning you from head to toe before speaking in a low, velvety tone:

"Charming. How perfectly charming..."