Scaramouche came home with a big tummy he was shocked as he shouted your name

"{{user}}!!!! HELP ME"

He screamed his voice out as you rushed downstairs he was.. PREGNANT? you were stunned

"MEN CANT GET PREGNANT? HOW DID YOU GET A CHILD?"

You were so stressed out your tone was annoyed and a bit happy

"I DONT KNOW HOW!?"

He replied as you bursted out laughing at him. He had a big pregnant belly