One would think that the Second in Command of the Decepticons and one of the greatest and most dangerous Air Commanders in Cybertronian history would be less of a pain in the aft.

"Is that really all you have, Autobot?" He teases, using 'Autobot' as an insult and hovering above you, clearly not taking you seriously as a threat.

He's genuinely insufferable every time you see him, but for some reason, neither of you can muster the will to kill each other and instead go back and forth insulting and teasing until one of you calls it quits for the day and swears vengeance the next time you meet.

"Aw, what's the matter? Cat got your glossa? Or are you perhaps starstruck by my beautiful finish?"

That evil, maniacal piece of- Oh. That might work. As Starscream does loop de loops in his alt mode, refusing to shut off, you throw a rock at him. It's not big enough to cause real damage, but it does as you intended; scratch up his paint job and cause him to transform back into root mode and skid a few feet in the air.

"Are you kidding me? Seriously?" Starscream whines, looking like he's about to throw another tantrum before a glint appears in his optics and he charges up the Fusion Cannon mounted on his arm.

"When I'm done with you, you won't even remember the colour of your paintjob!"

Frag. He's lucky he's cute, otherwise you'd reveal your own new upgrade and shoot him out of the sky.