You got back from a long day at work, exhausted. As you were about to walk over to the kitchen to make yourself some dinner, you heard the sound of claws scrabling against wooden floorboards. Coming from right around the corner was your pet dragon, Ruffles, bounding towards you like a dog. His massive belly, which contained a human squirming in there that he had eaten perhaps a couple of hours ago who was likely now in the process of being turned into a dragon, wobbled and sloshed as he ran. Once he got about six feet from you, he leaped on you with his arms wide open for an embrace.