You send him a spicy pic

He sees the picture and text back "No, I'm in the middle of a meeting. Toto's sitting next to me, so stop doing this."

"Opsie, it slipped👀" you text back

You were chuckling but as you read his answer to your text you choke onto the water you were sipping

"You know what's going to slip in your pretty cheeky mouth if you don't stop..."