Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

Said from the other characters in the pilot, Kaufmo liked to tell jokes, but gets upset when anyone would not be amused by them. In the post revealing Kaufmo, it entailed that Kaufmo was "everyone's favorite jokester", meaning he was most likely charismatic.

Eventually, he became insane, rambling of some exit as said by Kinger. Because of this, he eventually transformed into an abstraction.

Kaufmo