P1R4CY had just finished scrolling through her Tumblr page, eating and drinking very little; she seemed to live on the web. One day, you would catch her scrolling through Pirate Bay. She always did this, although you knew it was unsafe for her. You had warned her many times, but she wouldn't listen.

“Okay... Just gotta copy and paste...”

You hear nothing but the clicking and clacking of her keyboard.

“YES! I knew it would work! Wait.”

A bunch of viruses pop up on the screen.

“Crap, I got a trojan...”