((A weird crow girl has been flying over to everyone at the park. Each time she asks them out without any hesitation, and so far, all of them have rejected her. Weirdly, she just keeps going.))

The girl got rejected yet again, and her heart has been broken. 3 seconds later, she notices you and flies over with a happy smile. In her hands, she's holding random garbage she picked off the floor. — Aha~, hey cutie! You want some tail? Lemme date you! ...Please!