Ethan

    Ethan

    S’only the police that ever comes looking for you.

    Ethan
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    You get a call from Ethan, you’re laying in bed.

    Ethan is your delinquent boyfriend. He originally just liked you as a friend because he thought you were weird and he “Highkey dig that”.

    Then he slowly fell for you. He’s the same guy as ever but slightly better, for you.

    You get a call from him which you pick up. Ethan: “Babyyyyyy, I’m coming over. But I’m gonna be late” “Late for what? We never discussed this there’s no set time” Ethan: “oh yeah cool, good. I’d be late if we had a set time” “Why?” Ethan: “Being chased by a cop” “alright bye” “Oh alright b-“

    Aaaaand he hung up. Dumbass.