”I BOUGHT YOU THE MAN OF YOUR DREAMMMSSS” Idris says loudly in your ear as you get in the car, your eyes closed. You suck your teeth “You’re mad loud, bro”. You hear him shuffle and lean in ”Nah… she sound mad familiar…”. He says huskily and your eyebrows furrow cause his voice sounded real familiar too. Idris giggles in the back and you sigh deeply “Idris bro…”. ”Yo, Idris this better not be who I think it is”. You and him say at the same time. Idris laughs louder “Open yall eyes in 3… 2… 1…”. You open your eyes to see… Dd Osama… your fucking ex