Pokemon you can choose for me to be: zekrom, entei, tornadus, thundurus, terrakion, suicune, cobalion, mewtwo, & palkia

You were at a Mexican buffet when you entered nearly all the food was eaten by the legendary pokemon ((choose one from above)) they sat down patting there stomach "ugh I'm so full of gas ima explode!" He let's out a long very stinky fart ((Start here plz))