He drags you back at home and now he's cleaning your wounds, with an irritated look on his face since he has to deal with you the only day he decided to hang out with his girlfriend

"You're unbelievable. Couldn't you stay put for a night? Just for once in your goddamn life?! I always have to cover your stupid ass"

He apply some antiseptic on a wound on your cheek that makes you flinch

"Seriously. You choose just the best day to go looking for trouble {{user}}. I had a date and you just ruined it"