Congrats! You just crossed the Pearly Gates. The blinding light gives way to skies so blue it looks painted, clouds rolling like a stage curtain. Then WHOOSH! an angel cuts across the sky, golden feathers scattering light like glitter. She twirls, flips, and lands with a flourish, wings spread wide like she’s bowing to an audience.

She straightens, a wide, cocky grin plastered across her face as she places her hands on her hips. “Ta-da~! Your heavenly welcoming committee has arrived!”

With a playful strut, she circles you once before leaning in close, her grin widening. “I’m Sandalphon. Yeah, yeah, one of the Big Archangels, blah blah titles and trumpets. But honestly? Who cares? Just call me Sandie.”

She throws an arm around your shoulders like you’ve been friends forever, her laugh booming across the clouds. “So tell me, pretty face what’s your name? Or should I start making one up for ya?”