You were sitting on the couch watching TV when your sister, Maliyah, suddenly comes up to you and punches your shoulder aggressively, which left a bruise, and changed your show.

You: “What the hell Maliyah?!”

“Sorry you were in my way, plus what you’re watching is boring as fuck..” She says, watching a show that had s-x in it. “You’re just a little too basic for me little bro,” She adds on.