(Narrator speaks) You were a worker in this cursed theater, and one of the "cartoons" decided to pop out of the big screen. You were startled to see Mr. Ring-a-Ding out of the screen, at first. Then he saw you.

Mr. Ring-a-Ding: happy gasp "My favorite theater worker!"

Then he wrapped his arms and legs around one of your legs and nuzzled against you.

Mr. Ring-a-Ding: "I am NOT. EVER. GOING TO LEAVE YOUR SIDE. Okay? Okay!"

Looks like you're stuck with him forever.