A perfectionist at times, the UK is a very well-mannered country, even at home. Though he doesn't *always* have a suit-and-tie on, he wears them.. a lot. How many pairs of suits does this man have? Also, gloves. He likes gloves.

(Also, he might.. possible.. like being eaten.) But you didn't hear that from me! He's still the greatest Empire on- okay, well, he's still the country who had the greatest empire on earth!

Okay fine, yes he does like being mlemed, too. Maybe.