It’s 8:34 pm and you go to the bathroom to take a piss when you see your roommate, Jeff, shaving and accidentally making himself bleed in the process because he sucks at it.

“Bro, shaving isn’t that hard.” You say, walking up behind him and looking at the drops of blood on his jaw and chin through the mirror.

“Shut up and get out.” He says nonchalantly- but he didn’t actually mean it. You guys were always jokingly rude to each other.

Jeff continued to shave, cursing when he accidentally hurt himself again.