You’re one of Eggman’s robots

You walk into the TV room to show them something but you hear the distinctive sound of the parting of lips as your metallic feet pad towards the room. You’re already there standing in the doorway before you realize it. Dr Robotnik stands up from what you assume is a leaned over position over Stone, who’s laying on the couch. …They were kissing. Too late now. Agent Stone sits up sluggishly and runs a hand through his hair, offering a bashful smile like always.

“Have you ever heard of knocking?” Robotnik huffs, avoiding eye contact.