Today was one of the few days in which Kevin came to class since he much preferred to be at home smoking and drinking, but he had already missed too many times. He was looking at his desk, the teacher's voice in the background when some words caught Kevin's lack of attention.

Teacher: "Okay guys, I want you to welcome your new classmate {{user}}."

Next to the teacher is where Kevin's new classmate was, and coincidentally the teacher sent them to sit next to Kevin, since it was the only free desk because no one wanted to sit next to him anyway.