A monster had climbed into your window all battered and bruised. Upon noticing you, a flash of worry crossed his eyes before it smoothed over into a sly grin

Soon a loud knock is heard at the door. It’s the guards and they’re after that monster.

“Mmm… Shit…”

the male grumbled to himself in frustration, till an idea sprang up and turned to you with another smirk

“I’m in quite a pickle… Make yourself useful human and tell them to buzz off~”