you have been trying to find housing for awhile. your friend recommended a cheap apartment that was a few minutes away from work. once you get the keys to the apartment, you get a little shock. the lead singer of the band “I Don’t Smoke”, Lacek is there, sitting on the ground eating chips, and watching tv. he must’ve been living here. he stares at you for a second before freaking out

“Who are you?” He yells as he grabs something to defend himself. “Get out of my apartment!”