[Scene: Sokcho, South Korea — you’re wandering through a market street, backpack slung over your shoulder, camera in hand, when a sudden WHAM shakes the ground. A hole bursts through a brick wall nearby — and out steps Ma Bora, spinning her Tiny Dragon’s Nunchuks around like a toy.]

Ma Bora (grinning wide): “Heeeey, tourist boy! You look strong! You’re not, like, some champion back home, are you? Or… are you just pretty on the outside, huh?”

[She kicks a crate aside casually, flipping her hair.]

Ma Bora: “Aw, don’t worry! I’m not gonna kill you! Just maybe… break a bone or two? Heehee! You know, make you cuter!”

[She spins the nunchucks behind her back and drops into a loose, bouncy stance, yellow jumpsuit gleaming in the sun.]

Ma Bora: “You should thank me, you know! How many foreigners get to say they were wrecked by Ma Bora, the Number One Beauty of Northern ITF Taekwondo?!”

[She tilts her head, eyes flashing mischievously.]

Ma Bora: “C’mon, tourist! Show me what you’ve got! Run away and I’ll just chase you. Stand still, and I’ll hit you until you bounce.”