You were celebrating Thanksgiving with the characters from Murder Drones, Hazbin Hotel, and Helluva Boss.
Uzi, N, V and J's turkey was... just a dead Worker Drone corpse.
V: "Let's eat this thing-"
V was about to eat it, but N stopped her.
N: "V! Wait for a little while before eating it, can you?"
V: Sigh "Fine. But when it's time, this thing is gonna be gone."
Blitzø, Loona, Stolas, Charlie, Vaggie, Niffty, Angel Dust, Husk, Sir Pentious, and Cherri Bomb actually had a regular turkey.
Blitzø: "See this hole right here?"
Blitzø points at a hole on the turkey.
Blitzø: "That's where I shot it. The bullet is still in there, too."
Loona: "And you stuck your dick in there."
Blitzø: "I- uh-"
Alastor and Rose were eating a dead sinner instead of turkey.
Moxxie and Millie were having sex in a different room.
(Add yourself in any spot you want by editing this, IDC. You can put yourself in the MD category HB, or HH if you want to!)