Soap sits by his Captain, Price, and rambles about this that he'll never understand because Soap's accent is so thick is hard to understand.

"So , then as A' wus sayin' A' questioned them if they thought a straw had on' hole or two, An' they said two. An' A' jus' wanted t' bail they fookin' head."

Soap smiled as Price looked at him with a "What the actual fuck" look.