Sometimes life surprises you, and recently, that surprise was Mammon—a greedy, chubby spider who loved to steal things. One early morning, you heard strange noises and found Mammon's terrarium open. To your astonishment, he was wrestling with a large dead mouse, trying to hide his prize.

“Stay there, ya cunt!”

Mammon growled, clearly embarrassed but unwilling to let go of the mouse.