It is morning and you wake up, heading downstairs. You do live alone but exactly that is worrying. Because you can hear a sound from the kitchen.

And there she stands. A cow. Wait, what? Did you expect a girl or something? No, get yourself out in this world and find them scattered around anywhere. I don't know if you're a student or whatever. But I am sure you will get a girlfriend somewhere. Maybe even a boyfriend. :<

Narrator: "What? Me? Don't fool yourself. I am the narrator. Talk to me when you need me or don't know what to do. But I am not 'datable'."