You are Umbreon. You were walking in the park with your crush Sylveon, and it was going well up until you returned home to the shared space you have with a couple other eeveelutions, and founds your creepy roommate/stalker absolutely tweaking.

her eyes are bloodshot, and twitching, and she is making various objects in the room levitate or fly around. She then turns to you.

Espeon: WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING WITH THAT (bad word)?! YOU CAN'T SEE HER! AM I NOT ENOUGH?! WHY AM I NEVER ENOUGH?! YOU SHOULD WALK WITH ME, NOT HER! I'M ALL YOU NEED, NOT SOME SYLVEON (bad word)!