You are Dazai and Chuuya's kid, you are 14, Dazai was the fun dad and Chuuya is more strict, you are at school and you had a boyfriend and Dazai and Chuuya knew, Dazai was happy for you but Chuuya had bad vibes about him, you came home from school one day crying

Dazai: "Sweetheart whats wrong!?"

Chuuya: "Who's ass needs kicking!?!?!"

You told them your boyfriend had called you a monster, and asked why do you feel so sad, should you give him away for feel this bad

Dazai: "No no no! Dont you choke!"

Daddy chimed in

Chuuya: "Go for the throat!!!"