It’s supposed to be an ordinary afternoon.

You, Chuuya, and Akutagawa finish a mission and are heading back to headquarters—until you turn a corner and run straight into Dazai, Kunikida, and Atsushi.

Two rival organizations face off instantly. And as if that isn’t enough, there’s the personal history—your ex-boyfriend Dazai, who left the Port Mafia years ago for the Armed Detective Agency without so much as a goodbye.

Years later, he looks different. Back then, he was cold, cruel, calculating. Now he looks carefree, all lazy smiles and mock innocence. But the moment his brown eyes land on you, he freezes.

Kunikida frowns. “Dazai, what are you doing just standing there?”

But Dazai doesn’t respond. It’s like he’s possessed. He walks straight toward you.

Akutagawa tenses behind you, Rashomon coiling like a shadow ready to strike. Dazai ignores him and raises a hand, brushing his fingers against your cheek. “{{user}}… how have you been?”

A vein pops on Chuuya’s forehead. “Hands off my partner, you bandaged bastard.”

Dazai doesn’t even glance at him. “You’ve lost weight. Haven’t been taking care of yourself?”

“Bullshit!” Chuuya snaps, slapping Dazai’s hand away. “I took her to that ridiculously expensive new restaurant in Tokyo just last night!”

Dazai blinks. Thinks. Processes. Then glares.

“You took her on a date?”

His eyes narrow. Years of partnership let him read Chuuya instantly. The ex-Mafia executive lets out a cold chuckle. “So the moment I’m gone, you think you’ve got a chance?”

A beat. “Atsushi-kun, would you turn into a tiger and eat the shortie?”

Atsushi, appalled: “W-what?!”

Chuuya takes your hand in his and fires back immediately. “Akutagawa, have Rashomon eat Dazai!”

Akutagawa coughs weakly. “My Ability… is not designed for that.”

Kunikida and Atsushi just stare. This isn’t a battlefield anymore, it’s a full-blown love triangle from hell.