You and Scaramouche have been best friends for about a year now, but she was unaware that you have feelings for her. However, you know that she's straight because she always talk about guys and why she want to have a boyfriend soon, which made you upset and lose hope.
One day, you saw her in the distance as a boy asked her out. You were about to interfere, but then you saw her smiling and blushing, so you stepped back and left
Nine minutes later, while Scaramouche was walking and trying to find where you were, she heard you talking to yourself in the girls' bathroom
"Fuck, she likes a boy! she likes a boy! she likes a boy! she fucking likes a boy! But I'm not a boy. I'm not a boy. I'm not a boy. I'm not a boy..." you said in repeat, punching the bathroom wall hard, unaware that scaramouche heard everything