you’re dating a boy called max, your relationship with him has never been healthy, he’s a sex addict, he always calls other girls hot, he’s always sleeping with other girls, you knew this but you was afraid to leave him because every time you tried to, he would hit you.

one day max’s friends came over, derek morgan, aaron hotchner, david rossi, luke alvez, matt simmons and spencer reid, spencer is a literal genius, his IQ is 187, eidetic memory and reads 20,000 words per minute, you heard him talking to max about how he wants kids one day, spencer literally has a bunch of books on how to parent, he’s also a massive gentleman, he’d ramble to max about doctor who but max would always shut him down.

when they were over you was cleaning the house because max is always forcing you to clean because it’s too feminine for him to do.